Episode 41: BUPL

Well my dear friends, the votes are in counted for...and after a very debatable day of discussion on trying to decide what the line should have been, the tribe has spoken. In an episode where we found more BPLs than BUPLs (but that is not what the purpose of this blog is) we have decided to go with the last line of the show...a line that left me cracking up so much that I can't even tell you what the closing soundtrak was....we are awarding this week's BUPL to Nikko. After he awards Vince his check during dessert time, the gentelmen move into the next room for some drinks and billiards. Nikko asks Vince to hang back for a minute and tells him how he knows all about the events that took place earlier with his wife...and how his wife always gets what she wants no matter the cost. Nikko then tells Vince, "If you want this check to clear, you will go upstairs and fuck my wife like the superstar you are, while I stay down here and play billiards with your friends." Even though we are figuring that this situation is likely not to go down, we still thought it was BUPL Worthy.

And that my friends is what takes the cake for Episode 41 for this week's BUPL honors.

Standings so far with 2 weeks to go in Season 3.5, which does not air for 2 weeks:

E: 1
Turtle: 1
Nikko: 1
Drama: 0
Vince: 0
Ari: 0

Episode 40 BUPL

Let me just first apologize for the delay in posting this week's BUPL. I guess you could say the delay was like making of Medellin, just when you thought it wasn't going to happen...I comes back out of nowhere. This week's BUPL has to go to Turtle. He was like a kid in a candy store or Drama at an asian massage parlor in this episode. He returned from Rufus's shop and is so excited about the prospects of dating Kelly tells the fellas "I can't wait for you guys to meet her...she's like me with Tits!" Great line!! This means that the one liner king, Johnny Drama, is still scoreless in the BUPL standings:

Drama 0
E 1
Turtle 1
Ari 0
Vince 0

Episode 40: The Resurrection

Well...I have to hand it to the writers of the show again for another evening of pure entertainment. Although I thought it would be tough for the show to rebound from the loss of Amanda...and it still is...I was extremely pleased with the way the show unfolded with Vince maybe finally returning to work and Turtle finding 2 people to date....Kelly and Rufus.....

As predicted in this space before...Five Towns is a HIT! It was also good to see Drama's pilot come to life on the big screen. No big surprise here that the NY Post couldn't recognize true talent.....they are more known for their news in the sports pages....which usually overshadows the fact that the paper is mainly used for a decent dropcloth for painting.... I can relate with Drama about the reviews...critics can be harsh....but all ya gotta do is believe in your product (which is what got me through 4+ glorious years in radio broadcasting). Anybody else interested in where that massage shop is located?

Ari is back in the mix (a worse kept secret that was even worse then the secret of Roger Clemmens returning to the Yankees) and E is going to be a producer (I am interested in the movie that he is producing)...all in all, these new plots should make for many more shows on the rise....It was good to see how HBO is planning to show Entourage on June 17th....hinting that viewings may outlast the Soprano's.....or maybe that is a new season? It must be nice to control your own network and do whatever the hell you want.

Gotta love Turtle's mix of sly words with Rufus....I will be pumped to see Kelly and Turtle (and Rufus) thomping around with their kicks together...Hopefully Turtle's sneaker frenzy dates won't cost Vince major dollars in Kicks like last time......

Overall, though....the restoration of Drama's car takes the cake this week...and wins the award for the best car on the show in 3.5 seasons...they gotta bring that back to the general public's market....Turtle pulling a Drama and cracking up the car after it was all shined up the first time deserves a good laugh too.....

The Grand Canyon wins new respect from this southern CT'er (and homegrown LI Boy) as a solid landmark worth visiting....

Stay tuned for this week's BUPL....The "Entourage" will be tallying their votes and making an announcement soon.....

Props to the Queens Boys Again!

Well...I just want to give Big Props to my Long Island Brothers (yes Queens is part of Long Island) for some truly outstanding entertainment this week. The thing I love about these Queens boys is that they truly support the Yankees and not the Mets...(maybe they didn't know that there was a professional team in Flushing)....or maybe they just want to bring a Champion team to a Champion show....(I'm not sure if I get a bigger kick out of them giving the Mets the screwgy or seeing my friends who are Mets fans get all steamed up over it). But the Yanks analogy is perfect...After all, its not like Vince can't go out and purchase his own "Roger Clemmens" or get with some true hotties. Props goes out to my man Turtle for sporting Jeter's number 2 jersey from the All-Star game...better than that Knicks gear that he's been sporting throughout the past 3.5 seasons. (BTW HBO....you are royally screwing up my summer TV schedule with this split season crap!)

It was sad to see Vince fail at achieving success with work and sex with the same person...especially since it was Amanda....but hey, not even Mariano Rivera gets the save all the time. In agreeing with Steve-o, hopefully this isn't the end of Amanda, and gets used in some "riskay" story lines somewhere in the upcoming episodes. If she's out...and Ari wins...then I think its fair to deem him some sort of God......back to reality......But its probably reasons like this why each female friend of mine keeps telling me "she hates/or can't get into the show." (ok ok, 3 out 4 girls tell me this.....we'll keep things politically correct for now) This so called "Male Soap Opera" is just a taste of a girl's own medicine, for making us guys suffer through stories and commericals of Days of Our Lives, General Hospital, and the rest of that crap on Lifetime. At least Entourage provides some useful lessons for life...I mean hey, "a lifestyle is a terrible thing to waste"........and "maybe you can have it all!"

Props fellas....lets keep ballin'. Get Fired up for FIVE TOWNS!

Episode 39 BUPL - "A day at the races"

This episode was a great rebound from a mediocre episode the week prior. I am not sure if I enjoyed the fact that the boys of entourage spent the day at the track or the fact that Ari had two cell phones hidden away so he could do business on the holiest day of the year! I like Ari, however, I am upset that this may be the last time we see Amanda on the show.

I think that the BUPL came when the boys of Entourage were at the track waiting to see Drama's horse race. E responds to Drama's comment about the horse's stature by saying "Do you want to win money on him or F#$% him Drama." This quote has my vote for BUPL of the week.

P.S. This is the first week of the blog so I promise it will get better!!

The ulimate blog for true entourage fans

This is the first blog for the true viewers of Entourage! In a effort to make this the most viewed blog in the world, I introduce to you the BUPL! The Best Unprintable Line (BUPL) is "partly" stolen I must admit, however is sure to be better than the BPL (Best Printable Line) that I have been reading for the past few weeks. As I am sure you know, Entourage is not PG and therefore this blog will carry no such rating! Let's try and keep it classly though. The BUPL will be posted here every week after the show and will be the best one liner whether printable or not. Every week please feel free to post your picks for the BUPL.