BUPL Episode 50: "Gary's Desk"

Another classic Entourage Episode in this edition as our story line takes us through E gaining some independance and stability of his work (in his own mind) with some crappy office space, Vince trying to pay $50G for a desk, Gary Busey enacting his fantasies on Drama (with some unusual painting) and Ari getting caught up in a scuffle between twin brothers (with an issue that you would probably only find on Spice or some adult video store). Excellent cameos in this episode from Peter Jackson, Mary J. Blige and Busey! Maybe all of this does not top Bunny Sex, which I think might be in the top 3 episodes of Entourage ever!

The lines of the episode were good but one particularly sent us over the edge, while another one tickled our fancies. As Ari is trying to diffuse the situation between the two twin brothers (one of which has just come off a nice "go-around" with the others wife), Ari is in a state of shock and disbelief of what he has just been told. As he is processing this...and as he continues to have trouble making sense of it, he openly states

"I'm just saying... If I were to cheat on my wife it would be with like, a busty blonde, or an Asian with pointy nipples, thats all."
BOOM! Totally outstanding...another prize for Ari (shocker folks)...totally worth this week's BUPL.
BUT...not soo fast, in a glitter delight to The Ocho, I am also down to give out an Honorable Mention BUPL for this week....and what do you know...it all has to do with the same subject....(only on Entourage does this kind of scenario play out...or on the above mentioned outlets). When Ari first learns of Jim's desire not to work with brother anymore he can't understand it and states: "Jeter and ARod don't like each other and they let their dicks fly in the same locker room." FREAKING Hilarious.

Until next Time, LTD!

Sess

BUPL SEASON 4 STANDINGS:

Ari: 5

Billy Walsh: 2

Drama: 1

Turtle: 0

E: 0

Vince: 0

BUPL Episode 49: The Day Fu*kers

Well, I can say with great certainty that this weeks episode was the absolute best thus far in terms of BUPL's. With no further development in the Medellin plot line, the guys embark on a bet as to who can get laid first by the end of the day: Turtle or E. Hilarity ensues.

The lines this week really were dominated by Ari and Drama, who was the main instigator behind the bet between himself and Vince. After narrowing down the plethora of quips of these two, I could not in good conscience leave out the runners up without due credit. So this week, due to the large volume of lines, we here at TUEB are going to do something a little different: the top 3 quotes, with 1st place being the winner.

Coming in at number 3 is Johnny Drama. After the initial proposition for the bet is announced, the guys debate E's situation and ability to have "unemotional sex." After some resistance from E, Drama barks back "Don't be mad at us, E. It's not our fault you were born without the sport-fucking gene!"

Well, to be honest, Drama has a point. E tends to be the more emotionally clingy one of the group. Well played Drama.

Coming in at number 2 is again, Johnny Drama. Later in the same conversation, E tells Drama that searching out a girl just to bang for a bet is mean. Johnny responds by telling E that "Mean is making Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I ass-fucked her!"

HAHA. If not for an all-time great at number one from our favorite talent-agent, this is a BUPL winner any week of the season. Poor Jess...

And, at number 1, is Ari Gold. Folks, I nearly wet myself over this one. No lie. Here's how it goes...

As Ari and "Mrs. Ari" finally come to the realization that their son is not getting into any private schools in the area, and that public school just does not suit their needs, Ari decides to contact his "special friend" regarding the issue (who turns out to be a private eye hired to dig up dirt on the Briar Country Day-School's head master). After an incredulous look from the Mrs., Ari responds by telling her "Don’t worry baby. I’m not gonna get a ‘hoo-hoo’!” and makes a provocative gesture with his hand and mouth. You get the idea...

For myself, the facial expression and tone that he uses to get across this line, in conjunction with the Mrs.' reaction, makes it classic.

While there has been much ado about Medellin and Billy Walsh so far this season, it was refreshing and entertaining to have an episode where the guys just made you laugh and be entertained. Kudos to the Entourage staff, and keep it up.

Until next time, stay classy.

Ocho

BUPL SEASON 4 STANDINGS:

Ari: 4

Billy Walsh: 2

Drama: 1

Turtle: 0

E: 0

Vince: 0