Friday, August 3, 2007

BUPL Episode 49: The Day Fu*kers


Well, I can say with great certainty that this weeks episode was the absolute best thus far in terms of BUPL's. With no further development in the Medellin plot line, the guys embark on a bet as to who can get laid first by the end of the day: Turtle or E. Hilarity ensues.

The lines this week really were dominated by Ari and Drama, who was the main instigator behind the bet between himself and Vince. After narrowing down the plethora of quips of these two, I could not in good conscience leave out the runners up without due credit. So this week, due to the large volume of lines, we here at TUEB are going to do something a little different: the top 3 quotes, with 1st place being the winner.

Coming in at number 3 is Johnny Drama. After the initial proposition for the bet is announced, the guys debate E's situation and ability to have "unemotional sex." After some resistance from E, Drama barks back "Don't be mad at us, E. It's not our fault you were born without the sport-fucking gene!"

Well, to be honest, Drama has a point. E tends to be the more emotionally clingy one of the group. Well played Drama.

Coming in at number 2 is again, Johnny Drama. Later in the same conversation, E tells Drama that searching out a girl just to bang for a bet is mean. Johnny responds by telling E that "Mean is making Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I ass-fucked her!"

HAHA. If not for an all-time great at number one from our favorite talent-agent, this is a BUPL winner any week of the season. Poor Jess...


And, at number 1, is Ari Gold. Folks, I nearly wet myself over this one. No lie. Here's how it goes...

As Ari and "Mrs. Ari" finally come to the realization that their son is not getting into any private schools in the area, and that public school just does not suit their needs, Ari decides to contact his "special friend" regarding the issue (who turns out to be a private eye hired to dig up dirt on the Briar Country Day-School's head master). After an incredulous look from the Mrs., Ari responds by telling her "Don’t worry baby. I’m not gonna get a ‘hoo-hoo’!” and makes a provocative gesture with his hand and mouth. You get the idea...

For myself, the facial expression and tone that he uses to get across this line, in conjunction with the Mrs.' reaction, makes it classic.

While there has been much ado about Medellin and Billy Walsh so far this season, it was refreshing and entertaining to have an episode where the guys just made you laugh and be entertained. Kudos to the Entourage staff, and keep it up.

Until next time, stay classy.
Ocho
BUPL SEASON 4 STANDINGS:
Ari: 4
Billy Walsh: 2
Drama: 1
Turtle: 0
E: 0
Vince: 0

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